I'm Really So Confused

As someone who was still drinking beer with friends just last night, Liu Tianyi is panicking. He has transmigrated, but there's no System, no divine artifact, and no golden finger old man. All he has now are two lecherous old men with white beards staring at him. (ﾉಥ益ಥ) Why do other people transmigrate and get to be so insanely cool, or just shake their bodies and radiate an aura of dominance that draws hordes of powerful followers, not to mention beautiful women everywhere and wives by the dozen? (▼皿▼#) What about me? I have nothing! I'm just a useless young master. How am I supposed to survive? I'm such a mess! (ﾉಥ益ಥ)(ﾉಥ益ಥ)