Yuan Mian has been unlucky ever since she was little.
She was born without crying or fussing and nearly suffocated herself.
At three, she almost kicked the bucket after taking a sip of water and choking.
As she grew up, her car always got a flat tire halfway through a trip, and she could even sprain her ankle just by walking.
At eighteen, she ended up laid out in the hospital after her own dog kicked her thigh and made it swell up.
Who would have thought that something calling itself the Fortune System would come knocking, telling her she was the reincarnation of the Celestial Fortune Star, and that all her bad luck over the years was because it had been absorbing her good fortune?
Yuan Mian wants to hack the wretched thing that has made her miserable for eighteen years to pieces.
The System trembles: “Boss, let’s talk this out! How about I raise five sister-obsessed men to make it up to you?”
I originally thought it would be a sweet story about the group's pet, but it turned out to be a bloody bunch of stories, including amnesia, pregnancy, and return to China.