I, the King of Northern Liang! What's Wrong with Not Doing Human Affairs?

[Historical fiction + Lao Liu + Ignorance + Funny] Lin Xiao traveled to the Daqian Dynasty and became the sixth prince of Daqian. Because he did not do human affairs, his father was moved by his "filial piety" and sent him to Beiliang, leaving him to fend for himself. What? Are there tens of millions of victims in Beiliang? Let me arrest them all and build a house for me for free. The land cannot grow food? Look at me blowing up the dams of the Yellow River and flooding Beiliang. The prince can't open a brothel? Just say that the Twelve Hairpins of Beiliang, trained by me, are not fragrant, right? The prince's private army cannot exceed two thousand? I don't call these 300,000 soldiers soldiers, I call them the urban management brigade! The Hu people sent troops to Beiliang? Then tell them what unilateral massacre means! Many years later, Emperor Daqian saw that he could no longer hold back and said shamelessly: "Old Liu, how about if daddy passes the throne to you, then I can come to Beiliang and be the King of Beiliang for you?" Lin Xiao: "Get out!"