Horror Variety Show: It's Time for My Beast to Make Its Debut

(Funny and supernatural) I will be a charming female devil in the future, attracting countless heroes to bend over! Countless heroes have worked hard for twenty years just to kill me. I'm afraid, this devil is no longer here, so I'll just make my debut in a variety show with the ferocious beast. In the show, she tore herself in half to scare me, and I beat her up. The female ghost combed my bride's hair and asked me what hairstyle I wanted. I asked for a dog's hair style. The ghost in red took off his head, and all the guests were frightened. I was the only one holding his severed hand and laughing. In the ghost hunting photo show, I accused the ghost of being ugly, and the female ghost was so angry that she took photos to prove her innocence. The ghost abducted me, and the price was to protect me from disaster. The ghost cried with blood: I shouldn't have abducted her. A girl with a cracked mouth asked me, a blind man: Is she pretty? If you say you are beautiful, you will kiss me, but if you say no, you will kiss me. She must be mocking me for being blind, and she was so angry that I slapped her. … It's all like this! If I don't get angry, who will get angry? Also popular is the revelation made by my beast in "Monster vs. Mountain Village Corpse": "She is a big demon, invincible and terrifying. You, Mountain Village Corpse, are not worthy of scaring people." Emmm, my vest fell off, and countless heroes who have been practicing hard for twenty years came to kill me. Haha, hero, don't draw your sword yet, wait until I start the live broadcast...