Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to make a greasy living as a pork butcher.
After a night of heavy drinking, he drew a comic about his dreams. Who could have guessed that it would accidentally bind him to a System and turn him into the greatest prophet of all time?
“What the hell? This quality made the front page? Is the website sure it hasn't made a mistake?”
“The author runs wild through the city with a butcher's knife, then takes down a giant monster as tall as a three-story building in one move?”
“Holy crap, this big shot sliced the monster up and turned it into stir-fried shredded meat!”
“That's nonsense. It was clearly my bald driving instructor, driving back and forth over the monster's head while explaining the parallel parking test.”
“Huh? I saw Mr. Tony from downstairs killing the monster with a forty-meter curling iron!”
“Stop arguing! It was a pixelated guy who put the monster in a thong and embarrassed it to death!”
Chen Fan: System, what kind of damn skills are these...?
Which one is more recommended than the editor?
The author of the article about dog licking is also funny. He said that others lick dogs and he is also a dog licker.
Rubbish book!!
It's a little rushed to write, but it can actually be expanded to include water, which is similar to the detailed outline.
I was careless, it came in very quickly, without blinking, and it made me feel uncomfortable all over.
I felt a little conscious at first, but as soon as Chapter 10 came out, I am invincible! Farewell!
Oh, I'm so speechless
Chapter 16: I can't bear it anymore