Xin Zhuxin Rules the Ages, Yet Lets Down Only Ohara Nanako

The “Saitama County Gazetteer” records that when the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body, Nohara Shinnosuke, was born, rosy clouds of light illuminated the heavens. Immortal cranes and rainbow phoenixes crouched on the hospital roof. At age three, he was carried to the bottom of the Eastern Sea by a blue pot Magikarp, where he found a semi-immortal weapon, a nine-toothed rake, beside the [Ruyi Golden Cudgel]. At age four, during a kindergarten field trip, he happened upon the five-realm cultivator [Groovy Venerable]. They hit it off at once, and Shinnosuke was taught the Earthly Kun-level art [Groovy Flying Kick]. At age five, he was persecuted by Ume Matsuzaka, who had been tainted by ill omens. Stricken with a curse of calamity and baleful poison, he was forced from then on to roam the myriad heavens and wreak havoc on every powerful foe. Nohara Hiroshi, who stood alone through the ages: “Who dares call themselves invincible? Who dares claim they cannot be defeated? The era of hostess clubs is gone without a trace.” The sword-bearer Nohara Misae: “My son Shinnosuke has the makings of a Great Emperor.” The boss of Kanto, the director: “Even if I bear Saitama on my back and must support Futaba Kindergarten with one hand, I, Takakura Bunta, will still be invincible in this world!” The education world's formidable figure, Yoshinaga-sensei: “There's no need. A woman can roam the four corners of the world; wherever she is, that's home. Wherever she dies, that's where she is buried. All the green mountains under heaven are alike.” The peerless prodigy Kazama Toru: “At the peak of immortality, I look down upon the world. Where I, Kazama, stand, the heavens are there!” During the Fourth Great Ninja War, Might Guy's Eight Gates nearly killed Madara. Just before his body went up in flames, Shinnosuke accidentally fed him a Senzu Bean... At the life-or-death moment in the battle between Muzan Kibutsuji and the Demon Slayer Corps, Shinnosuke accidentally opened a space-time rift and brought over a bald superman in a red cape... Just as Sim Yangyang, the lovesick admirer, was passionately confessing to Mei Yangyang, Shinnosuke accidentally pulled off Mei Yangyang's headpiece... [Urban comedy + fantasy cultivation and wild imagination + anime worlds across the myriad heavens + making up for all kinds of anime regrets]