Slacking Off Feels Great for a While, and Slacking Off Forever Feels Great Forever

[No CP, but BG romance. A goofy heroine who shines on her own.] Male Lead: “Looks like the Empress has gone completely mad.” Si Ling: “Yep, totally. Hurry up and depose me and send me to the Cold Palace.” Second Male Lead: “You remind me of someone I once knew.” Si Ling: “Mister, you’ve got my attention.” Yandere villain: “Since you killed her, go join her in death.” Si Ling: “Thanks for all your help, dear! The mission progress just hit 100%, so I’ll go kill myself now! Don’t forget to leave a five-star review~” Si Ling, a star employee at the Time Administration Bureau, lives by a motto that includes, but is not limited to, the following: 1. Men only slow down my goofing around. As long as I’m weird enough as a ghost, no brainless NPC will fall in love with me! 2. Male idols are all just drawings. I’ll become a god without loving a drawing! 3. Slacking off feels good for a while, but slacking off forever feels good forever! System: “…” Another day wishing the mainframe would delete me. (Inspiration for this story came from Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Mental Illness. They’re both goofy stories. If this one isn’t goofy, you don’t pay.)