This Host Is a Keeper: Tell Her to Break Up a Ship, and She'll Do It!

Name: This Host Is a Keeper: Tell Her to Break Up a Ship, and She'll Do It!
Author: Seven-Meter Sweet

这宿主能处，让她拆CP她真上！

by Seven-Meter Sweet (七米甜甜)

Status: Completed
Length: 344k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Quick Transmigration
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Metaverse + quick transmigration + livestreaming + goofy beauty + no romance]

What does it mean to be the most powerful overworked employee on Earth in the metaverse era? Becoming a vegetable and immediately getting a new job through sheer willpower.

Fix the broken values of old-school dramas?

She can do it!

As long as the audience daddies tip enough.

Force a romance plot?

No, no, no, think bigger!

Wouldn't it be more fun to train the White Lotus heroine to kick her scumbag boyfriend to the curb, then watch the villainous Boss beat the scumbag male lead to a pulp?

Top-spending gamer: The gear is yours. KO that scumbag male lead for me three hundred times!

The strongest witch: Take my broom and send that scumbag male lead into outer space.

Golden-Horned King: Unlimited immortal pills. Protect our villainous supporting lady!

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Female-oriented, no romance. One chapter in the table of contents was titled "Ah," the next was "Ah-ah," and so on. They weren't all just "Ah," though; there were others too. I think I remember one called "Gah." It was a really funny story.

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