Outlaw! You Can’t Make Me Pay for Killing People

Wang Er: Uncle, you like Auntie so much. Does your wife know?

Uncle: You, you, you...

Bystander: You’ve angered the old man to death!

Wang Er: No worries. One jab with a needle and he’ll be fine.

Uncle: You’re a devil!

My name is Wang Er. You can hit me all you want, but don’t touch my beloved. Lay a hand on her, and you’ll end up dead or crippled.

I have a dog that can flirt with girls, curse people out, and fight.

I have an ostrich for a mount, a walking meat shield.

I have a parrot that can tear you to shreds with its words.

With one secret technique, I can save lives or take them on a whim.

I founded the Earth Net, leaving the whole world with no secrets.

I founded the Heavenly Web, making evildoers tremble at the mere mention of me.

I’m the bane of assassins. No one can kill me.

Everyone knows where I am, but no one dares come for me.

Cross my Huaxia, and I’ll hunt you down no matter how far you run.

Cross Wang Er, and I’ll curse you into the ground.