An Eight-Year-Old’s Face-Slapping Adventure

Shocking! Has the world gone mad, or have I?

Ma Yicheng, China’s number-one tycoon, hailed as the foremost imperial merchant and wealthy beyond measure;

Yehu, head of the world’s number-one intelligence agency, known as a living encyclopedia of intelligence and someone who knows everything;

Hua Mozi, China’s number-one Western doctor, hailed as a master healer whose miraculous skills can bring people back from the brink;

Si Luo, the dark web’s number-one hacker, hailed as a coding genius and programming overlord;

And a renowned archaeologist, a leading jewelry designer, the world’s top practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine... and many others.

Why are these 22 titans, each outstanding in their own field, all bending forward with their hands clasped, respectfully and obsequiously calling the little girl in front of them “Master” one by one?!!!