[System + fresh vegetables (?) + snark + comedy + meme mashups + “mysterious makeover show” = what kind of ultimate patchwork creation is this?!]
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No dumbing down · No self-sacrificing saint · No simps ·
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Lin Dong, a hapless and absurdly bad web-novel author, cheerfully buys a bag of tomatoes. He opens it to find that a third of them are rotten?! He tries to confront the vendor, only to get beaten up by a bunch of thugs. And somehow, getting hit in the face with a tomato unlocks a System? What kind of ridiculous setup is that?!
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“Hey, why did I, a System, turn into a tomato?”
“Probably because fresh tomatoes are good for your complexion.”
“Oh… wait, you’re not going to eat me, are you? Hey! Look at me and answer!”
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P.S. 1. Uric acid… There’s a lot going on here, so read this after you’ve been to the bathroom.
2. The author has been writing for years, including but not limited to western fantasy, urban fiction, romance, and suspense, so I’m confident this novel won’t have wild plot derailments or glaring flaws in its basic logic.
3. It’s satisfying, but not the kind of mindless power fantasy where you get whatever you want.
Ah, I don't know if I have to stand alone until I reach 100,000 words. Let me explain to you great readers the reason for the sudden increase in chapters. My original chapter had 4,000 words, which would give readers a bad impression, so I changed the chapters again. So old readers may find it strange at first, sorry.