Absolutely Amazing! My System Became My Tomato

[System + fresh vegetables (?) + Complaints + funny + meme + "mysterious deformation meter" = what is the ultimate suture (ah?)] . No wisdom, no holy mother, no licking dog . Lin Dong, a writer on the outrageous Pujie website, happily bought a bag of tomatoes. When he opened it, he saw that one-third of the bag was bad tomatoes? ! I tried to argue with the stall owner, but ended up being beaten up by the public. What's even more outrageous is what outrageous operation is the tomato-smashing-in-the-face unlocking system? ? . "I said, why does my system turn into a tomato?" "Probably because fresh tomatoes help with beauty." "Oh... Wait, you won't eat me, right? Hey! Look at me and answer me!" . PS: 1. Uric acid... There are too many elements, please watch after going to the toilet 2. The author writes all the time (including, but not limited to, Western fantasy, urban, romance, and suspense), so he is confident that the novel will not have major plot and basic logic flaws. 3. It feels good, but it's not mindless to make you feel good.