In an age when weirdos are everywhere, One-Punch Man Tang Sanzang sets off westward on the Tang Emperor's orders to snatch the scriptures.
This time, the team looks pretty strong.
Sanzang: “Go! Slap him twice so he remembers this next time. Anyone who takes a beating without fighting back shouldn't travel with me, Tang Sanzang. I can't be seen with someone like that!”
Sun Wukong: “Are these scriptures genuine? I'm asking you, are they genuine?”
Tathagata: “That batch of scriptures cost eighty million. Pay me back and we'll call it even!”
Bull Demon: “I haven't even started on you, you jinx! If a turtle sinks, somehow it's your fault!”
Three-Eyed Divine General: “You should've said so earlier! I could've called a courier for you. It only takes two or three days on a Somersault Cloud. You're riding a turtle now, of course it'll take two or three weeks.”
Roc: “That's just how we do things.”
Sanzang: “They're choosing a new boss for the Western Heaven this time. My disciples all support me running for office. Tathagata, do you support me? I'm definitely running this time. We'll see who's got what it takes!”
Tathagata: “Tang Sanzang, let me give you a word of advice: young people shouldn't be so cocky!”
Sanzang: “If we're not cocky, what kind of young people are we?”
Black Bear: “If Tathagata can hold the Buddha seat in the Western Heaven, why can't my master? Let's storm the Western Heaven and seize that damn seat. Wouldn't that be a lot more fun than hanging around here?”
[Bandit Chronicles of Journey to the West] [Journey to the West] [One-Punch Man] [No System] [Lighthearted comedy]
Invincible but not completely invincible, funny but not completely funny, just some old jokes