[Funny, capturing bamboo shoots, imaginative, Water Margin, refreshing writing]
Jiutian Xuannv sighed softly: "In the next life, you... Will be born as a pig. But you just have to endure it for a few years. Carnivorous pigs will be out of the market faster. You will definitely be able to give birth to a good fetus next time."
"Next time... Definitely" Wu Zetian murmured and repeated it again. Wasn't this the way Yanzi, a girl he once had a crush on, rejected him?
At this time, Wu Zetian couldn't bear it anymore and roared up to the sky in the void.
"I'm not convinced!
I want to live his life vigorously, I want to live his life so soul-stirring! "
Wu Zetian thought of those losers in online novels who counterattacked in life.
In fact, he wanted to shout "Thirty years in the east of Hedong, thirty years in the west of Hexi", but the context didn't quite fit.
I had no choice but to utter a line from a certain novel about a man who changed his fate against the will of heaven.
Jiutian Xuannv was slightly startled because he did not expect that the reincarnation of Wu Dalang would have such courage.
"You have piqued my interest." Jiutian Xuannv said meaningfully.
Wu Zetian quickly covered his clothes and thought to himself, I didn't expect you immortals to covet my virginity.
