[Disguised as a man, both leads have only each other, unhinged, sweet romance, absurd comedy]
After transmigrating 99 times, Jiang Qiao was abandoned by her original System for being too useless to carry the team!
Her new System was aloof and loved stirring up trouble.
When she opened her eyes again, she had become the leader of the Beggars’ Sect.
Her main quest was to win over an unhinged prince.
To return to the real world, she spent every day testing the limits of how spectacularly she could get herself killed, doing everything in her power to win the handsome man’s heart.
Jiang Qiao: “Your Highness, let me touch you~”
The prince: “Cut off her hand and feed it to the dogs!”
Jiang Qiao: “Your Highness, give me a hug~”
The prince: “Lock her in the woodshed and starve her for three days and nights!”
Jiang Qiao: “Your Highness, give me a kiss~”
The prince: “Take her away and give her thirty strokes!”
Jiang Qiao: “Your Highness, let’s go to bed together~”
The prince: “Strip her and hang her from the city wall!”
Just as Jiang Qiao was roaring that she couldn’t flirt with a straight-laced man and would rather blow herself up, everything suddenly took a turn.
The unhinged, celibate prince transformed into a sweet, clingy puppy.
“Sweetheart, want me to give you my heart?”
“Sweetheart, you’re not allowed to go anywhere without me!”
Jiang Qiao trembled. She really couldn’t handle this clingy puppy!
A goofy, hilarious girl VS a scheming, brooding man
This is a silly comedy with no logic. Don’t read if that bothers you.
I’m terrible at writing synopses, so all you lovely readers, please head straight to the story.
Easy and funny, I like it~
The plot is very fast-paced. Except for a few minor bugs, everything else is pretty good. However, the author also said that this story has no logic, so I won't care about it.