What? I’m a teddy bear?
“What? You’re the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? What’s that got to do with me? Even if you were Buddha himself, I’d still bite you.”
“Chang’e, if you don’t hand over the Jade Rabbit today, I’ll chew up your whole moon.”
“Anubis, we’re both dogs, so how did you end up so pathetic? Come on, let me teach you what it really means to be a dog!”
“From today on, this universe is under the protection of yours truly, Teddy. Anyone who refuses to listen will learn what it feels like to have a thousand dogs feast on their heart!”
“All the gods and demons in the heavens are at my command. The Western gods are all my underlings. Remember, follow Teddy and you’ll have meat to eat and wine to drink.”
“My goal isn’t just the stars and seas. I’m going to be the universe’s overlord Teddy!”
If you’re going to be a dog, be the strongest dog!!!
Be encouraged!