The World's Self-Rescue Handbook

The unserious version: First, I should hide my identity and show up as prey.

Next, pick a super-genius.

Then, devote everything you have to cultivating them.

Finally, I can tell you this:

I'm saved!

Wahahaha...

The serious version: This is an internal conflict within the universe as a whole,

and the self-correction of the laws that govern it.

It is also a war between light and darkness...

It is the birth and death of galaxies in an instant,

and the final struggle for survival of a civilization spanning a million years.

In the end,

it is also my coronation!