One Piece: I'm Cavendish, Not a Swordsman

[This book is insanely toxic because the author is a terrible person]

Who says carrying a sword or a knife means you have to become the World's Greatest Swordsman?

Who says the only factions in the pirate world are the Marines and the pirates? [Nobody would choose the Revolutionary Army, would they? Surely not.] Who says the protagonist absolutely has to have a Devil Fruit? Who says being handsome means you can... Oh, turns out you really can. Never mind.

Don't ask who this “who” is just yet. I'm Cavendish, and I'm here to tell you that getting stronger doesn't require a formula! All you need is a few screwballs.

“Now that we're in this world, there's no need to say who has to die, right?”