[Mystery + cultivation + everyday life + comedy + school + irreverence = excitement]
When Wu Ran woke up, he had transmigrated into a mysterious world overrun by evil beasts, and was bound to the Inhuman Poison-Tongue System!
To his surprise, the System’s first target was him. To avoid being erased, he had to perform one outrageous task after another.
“Principal, I’m a useless loser. Surprised? Come give me a hug!”
“Beautiful lady, since I’ve taken a fancy to you, you have to take responsibility for me!”
“Mr. Demon Wolf, this husky’s male too. Make do with him!”
As he carried out all these death-wish stunts, Wu Ran also unlocked a bunch of bizarre skills from the System.
One cast of [Blooming Prosperity] left the boys unable to fight, with their chrysanthemums suddenly hit by their periods.
One cast of [Ollie] made the evil beasts channel Lao Ba, and soon they were all making secret-recipe burgers.
One cast of [Daddy Loves You] made the heavenly prodigy fighting on the battlefield blush and faint on the spot.
From then on, whether they were Awakened or evil beasts, the moment they saw Wu Ran, the great fiend, they immediately went out of their way to avoid him in groups.
Looking at himself, all alone in the mysterious world, Wu Ran helplessly rubbed his forehead. “Come on out! Believe me, I really am just a useless healer!”
Must read before reading The protagonist's use of skills permanently consumes spiritual energy. The cost of upgrading the protagonist's skills becomes ten times, and 10 becomes 100.
The chrysanthemums are broken again, and they are all. The teacher leads the team to the secret realm. Why do I seem to have read it in another novel?