In High Martial, They Told You to Grab a Sword, Not Act Like a Lunatic!

[High-martial world + lots of memes + multiple heroines + hilarious + everyone is a goofball + spiritual qi revival + ridiculously overpowered protagonist + high-energy content ahead! Lots of emoticons, beware!]

"Lin Ming, we need you to take a test tomorrow. If you fail, you'll be sent to the regular classes... Wait! Put down that Gatling gun! It's just an ordinary test!"

"Brother Ming, the principal wants to treat us to dinner. What do you think... Hey! Why are you giving me a watermelon knife?! And you want me to stab his son?!"

"Lin Ming, your opponent in the talisman-drawing competition was really strong. How did you... Huh?! You sent him straight to the psych ward?!"

"Young friend Lin, if you can withstand one move from this old man, I'll agree to your marriage... Damn it! What the hell is this Iron Block?! Do you even want to marry my daughter?!"

"I'm a dumbass!"

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have gained 10 Goofball Points.]

"Tell me, is this watermelon ripe or not?!"

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained 1 Invincible Watermelon Knife.]

"Young people shouldn't be so hotheaded!"

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained 1 Jianghu Divine Power Pill.]

"I gave you a chance, and you were useless!"

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained 1 Oolong Tea.]

"How lonely it is to be invincible, how empty it is to be invincible..."

After enduring countless trials, Lin Ming is now invincible, standing atop a mountain and gazing down at the masses with a calm expression.

[But what's the price of being invincible?]

"The price?"

"The price is that there's no place left for you on Earth. Congratulations..."

"You can move to Mars! (*^ω^*)"

That's right. He's standing atop a mountain on Mars.