First mission: “You useless System, lend me another three thousand points so I can get a better set of gear.”
[Host, we’re newbies from the very first batch to leave the starter village. Could you maybe aim a little lower?]
Second mission: “You want to torment me? Fine, bring it on! Keep going! I’m just getting into it! In my next life, I’ll still be a simp!”
Third mission: [Quick mission activated. If the Host can’t complete the main mission, they’ll die and have to start over.]
“Oh, really? That’s just what I wanted! I don’t want to live anyway, so let me die a few more times. And that stupid Heavenly Dao, right? Come on, strike me dead with lightning!”
The arrogant System clutched its head and sobbed. “Please, Host, stop! Waaaah! Don’t torture me anymore!”
Brother Ah Heng was so miserable. I felt so uncomfortable when Duan Heng died [I almost cried]