I Just Don’t Play by the Rules

Cristiano Ronaldo says, “Competing on the same field as Zhou Ke is an extraordinary experience. Once is enough!”

Messi: “When's my next match against Zhou Ke? Cancel it for me. I'm tired!”

Neymar breaks down in tears in front of the cameras: “Who plays soccer like Zhou Ke? This guy doesn't follow any of the rules, and now I've completely lost my confidence!”

When Ramos hears he's playing Zhou Ke next: “Get the press conference ready. I'm announcing my retirement.”

Zhou Ke looks helpless and spreads his hands. “Come on, is it really that bad? I don't want to play outside the rules either, but I've got this stupid System, and the only way to become a superstar is to break them! Truth is, I'm hurting inside too. Heh, just kidding!”