[System + absurd comedy + scheming protagonist]
With one hand, he takes on three thousand Buddhas; with both palms, he sweeps across the nine heavens.
Tang Sanzang: “Keep an eye on the horse, or I’ll break your legs!”
Tathagata: Who let this thing out? Are you sure he’s here to fetch the scriptures, and not to take my life?
Little White Dragon: I was swimming in the river when this bald guy came up and sprayed me with a whole burst of bullets. Is there any law in this place? Can’t some god do something about it?
