[System + Funny + Sinister]
He fights three thousand Buddhas with one hand and pushes the nine heavens across the sky with his two palms.
Tang Sanyan: "Take care of your horse, or I'll break your legs!"
Tathagata: Who released this thing? Are you sure he is here to seek Buddhist scriptures? Instead of coming to take my life?
Xiao Bailong: I'm swimming in the river. If this bald guy comes up, give me a shuttle. Is there any other way? Doesn't God care?
