I! a Serious Man Was Regarded as a Lecher by the Empress

[Pirated 'Donkey' system + a physique that can fight with street aunts for three days and three nights + beauty pictures + tsundere empress] I don't rob or commit crimes, but I am just greedy for money and sex. What's wrong? What's wrong? I have been living in Chang'an for eighteen years. Which sister do I not recognize? Which sister do I not tell jokes about? What does the Empress' choice of a boy have to do with me? They said that the empress was a pervert, and everyone who entered the palace was killed by her. Shouldn't I be locked up in a small dark room when I go? In the Jinluan Hall, I said that my ancestor was a pig butcher, but the female official said that she was a manure collector. I suspected that she was digging up my ancestors' graves. The system is also unreliable, and the things it gives are all pirated. It says that pirated medical books cannot cure people, but I don't believe it. It insists on forcing me to treat the girl. Piracy is just that. To learn some skills, beauty pictures are needed as triggers. As for what beauty pictures are, you can figure it out by yourself. I asked for a baby from it, and I got a marshmallow body, which was soft and glutinous. It told me that I was invincible, but it attracted the empress to fall in love with me every night. He becomes stronger when he encounters the strong, and becomes weak when he encounters the weak. He can compete with the strongest men, and he can also fight with a street vixen for three days and three nights. The introduction is too weak, so please move on to the main text.