People say that if you endure for a moment, all will be calm. But if I give an inch, I only get angrier!
Tathagata, why did you give me scriptures with no words in them after I’d gone through eighty-one ordeals for you?
All I did was ask, “Buddha, are these scriptures the real deal?”
And you actually answered me with insults!
So it’s perfectly reasonable for me to swing Wukong’s golden cudgel at you, right?
Besides,
Do you know what those seventeen years of fetching scriptures were like for me?
I said I wouldn’t go, over and over, but you insisted. You picked me, idol!
And then you said my faith in Buddha was unsteady and made me go through another trial.
In my previous life, I at least had three disciples and a horse. What do I have in this life? Just some lousy System, and I can’t even activate it!
All my magic power is gone, and the only thing I’ve got left that’s any use is this mouth of mine.
I support you as the first person who dares to write about Journey to the West like this.
It's very interesting. I hope I can write you as the reincarnation of the king of the daughter country.
I wrote it wrong. I probably wanted to write the heroine as the reincarnation of the king of the daughter country.
Author, this book is of course very good. Of course you'd better update it immediately.
A super funny book, highly recommended [laughing and crying]
I support you as the first person who dares to write about Journey to the West like this.
It's very interesting. I hope I can write you as the reincarnation of the king of the daughter country. I wrote it wrong. I probably wanted to write the heroine as the reincarnation of the king of the daughter country.
Author, this book is of course very good. Of course you'd better update it immediately.
A super funny book, highly recommended [laughing and crying]