A simp ends up with nothing in the end.
But I, Li Feng, am here to tell you that you know nothing about the world of simps.
Low-level simp: “Beautiful, remember to drink plenty of hot water.”
Mid-level simp: “Darling, I ordered takeout for you. Remember to go downstairs and get it.”
High-level simp: “Babe, I booked you a room. It’s number 607. Be sure to stay safe...”
Li Feng: “Sister Yun, why should you have to wash yourself? Leave that to me!”
“Oh, this bed is so cold. Let me warm it up for you.”
“You must be exhausted after work. From now on, I’ll give you a massage every day to loosen you up.”
This book is slow to pick up, but my driving skills are acceptable 🤭