The Shameless Doctor Descends the Mountain: I’ll Conquer the World with a Bunch of Losers

[Absurd humor + hilarious urban cultivation + lighthearted + cunning protagonist + everyone mistakes the protagonist for a true master + face-slapping]

The prodigy Xu Feng badgered his master until he got a marriage contract.

Who knew life could be so unpredictable? After coming down from the mountain, he discovered that someone had stolen his wife!

Furious, Xu Feng went to call off the engagement.

Only later did he discover that everything he'd learned had been lost to the world.

He'd planned to live like a couch potato in the bustling city, but a golden dragon can't stay in a pond forever. Even if he wanted to laze around, life wouldn't let him!

After a string of bizarre coincidences, Xu Feng's crew gradually grew in size. The problem was, not one of them was normal!

“What the hell? I was in prison for just three days, and you're telling me you took down the Gu family and your next target is the four great families of the capital?”

“What? Old Lin, what did you say!? The soldiers I gave you went to war with the Korean soldiers, who used dirty tricks in the last martial arts tournament, and that lunatic flew into a rage, went to Korea, and wants to wipe it off the map???”

After one calamity after another, Xu Feng could only picture ten thousand mud horses stampeding through his mind.

“I really just want to be a couch potato. Please, I'm begging you, leave me alone!”