Naruto: Uncle Snake's Reincarnation Summoned Me to Konoha

[Unorthodox time travel + unorthodox system + unorthodox Naruto world = abnormal and funny] During the Konoha Chuunin Examination, Orochimaru attacked Konoha Village, and the third coffin of the Reincarnation of the Earth... Actually summoned me. System: My full name is even if the world is destroyed, you will not be able to die from the system! Bai Luo: Okay! Then let's call you Dog System! "..." As long as you get beaten, you will become stronger! This is the talent the system has given me! See how otakus destroy the world of Naruto...