[Comedy + bluster + hot-blooded patriotism]
This is a high-powered world where martial artists, ninjas, and Saints all coexist.
Under pressure from outside forces such as the Ninja Academy and the Saint Academy, the Martial Arts Academy has steadily declined.
Then one day, a boy who calls himself “the dream of 900 million girls” bursts onto the scene and single-handedly brings martial arts to a whole new level.
He blows out candles at a funeral and gets a Gatling gun: a physical exorcism for every demon and monster.
He chugs a bottle of Pulse from a car roof and gets the Lightning Five-Strike Whip: one lash for every kid.
He has an absurdly overpowered version of the Lingbo Microstep, letting him fly through the sky or burrow underground in an instant.
He has mastered the Golden Right Hand. Hmph, who could possibly stand against him?
Standing at the top of the world, Zhao Xiaojian declares: “On the land of our Dragon Kingdom, no evil spirits or monsters will be tolerated!”
Why am I still the first? Such a beautiful book, but no one reads it [what]
Not anymore, and honestly it was pretty good
If I could give the system a direct death command, I would definitely kill the host, and I would put a knife on the author's neck.