A Book by Dongfeng

Yang Zhen is reborn in a parallel world, where he obtains the Heavenly Secrets System and starts livestreaming fortune-telling online.

A famous gaming streamer on a major platform: “Daoist Master, could you tell my fortune in career and love?”

Yang Zhen: “Your career will be full of setbacks, and you’ll end up behind bars. And there’s a little green on your head, too!”

The streamer flies into a rage and goes home to livestream himself catching his partner cheating.

“Daoist Master, could you tell me about my boyfriend?”

“Your boyfriend has been a kept man for ten years, and his face is covered in the fruits of cosmetic surgery!”

The beautiful woman is livid and dumps her boyfriend on the spot.

“Immortal, I’ve been married for three years. Why hasn’t my wife been able to get pregnant? Could you tell my fortune?”

“Your wife will never be able to get pregnant in her entire life!”

The husband is dumbstruck, though he feels a little pleased inside.

Yang Zhen: “Ahem... Let’s welcome the next victim... I mean, the next person fate has brought to me!”