[Super funny + live broadcast system + time travel + secret transmission of the Analects of Confucius]
Qin Chuan traveled through time and came to Daqin. Every move he made was broadcast live, including eating, defecating, and sleeping. He became an extremely confused muzzle.
Fortunately, there are many benefits to live streaming, and a humble person is invincible. Mengbi became a millionaire by virtue of his hilarious live broadcast. He became a general and a marquis, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of his life.
Mengbi: "What does it mean when the Master said on the river, "The dead are like this? They never give up day and night."
Teacher: "This sentence means that time keeps passing like running water. The saint teaches us to cherish time, be diligent in learning, and be proactive."
Mengbi: "The sage is telling us that dead people are like running water, regardless of day or night. We must enjoy ourselves in time and not waste time."
Confucius said: "Only the benevolent can do good to others and do evil to others." What does this mean?
Teacher: "Only those who are benevolent can love someone or hate someone correctly."
Meng Bi: "Sir, what you said is wrong. What the sage means is that only people who are benevolent can be good people and bad people at the same time. For example, parents should have a red face and a white face, so that they can educate their children well."
"What does it mean that when three of us are together, there must be my teacher?"
Teacher: "Three people are traveling together, and one of them must be my teacher."
Mengbi: "Congratulations, sir, you got the answer wrong again. The three of us were walking together in the rain with umbrellas. I must have been wet. The saint taught us that we must have a benevolent heart and care for the world."
Hilarious plot, please move to the main text.
Reader comments
I have read more than thirty chapters, so I would like to comment first. If nothing else, the author of this book is really top-notch in terms of comedy. Many of the jokes are self-created, so I give it five stars! !
The main character is really funny and makes people speechless. At the same time, the book is also interspersed with plots of solving crimes, which are both funny and suspenseful. It is worth reading.
I have read more than thirty chapters, so I would like to comment first. If nothing else, the author of this book is really top-notch in terms of comedy. Many of the jokes are self-created, so I give it five stars! !
The main character is really funny and makes people speechless. At the same time, the book is also interspersed with plots of solving crimes, which are both funny and suspenseful. It is worth reading.