President Yi, Stop Flirting. Your Wife's Pregnant and on the Run!

After her ex-boyfriend dumped her, Xi Shuang turned over a new leaf and swore she'd never trust a man again. Then she ran into Yuchi Yi, a real pain in the neck. She thought he loved her, but it turned out he only wanted a child. Once his beloved first love returned, he planned to keep the baby and get rid of the mother!

Xi Shuang: “Marry me, or we're breaking up.”

Yuchi Yi: “Ha! How many times did you have to get hit in the head to say something so ridiculous?”

Xi Shuang: “Goodbye!”

Yuchi Yi: “Fine, fine, I'll marry you. But we'll keep it secret.”

Xi Shuang: “If it's a secret, then we're not getting married. If we don't get married, we're breaking up!”

Yuchi Yi (▼皿▼#): Fine, I'll give you the wedding of the century.

Xi Shuang: “I want a divorce!”

Yuchi Yi: “Be good... There'll be no divorce, only widowhood.”

One-line summary: Take the CEO's playbook and leave the CEO with no moves.