Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start with a Massage

[Superpowers + comedy + bathhouse scrubbing + missions + sharp tongue + irreverent] After graduating from middle school, Han Ping became a scrubber at the school bathhouse! He was a genius awakened with two abilities, summoning and strength, but his talent was too weak for him to cultivate, so this was where he ended up! Who could have guessed that scrubbing people too hard and constantly getting under their skin would awaken a God-Tier Get-Under-Your-Skin System? What? Completing missions earns hidden titles and even levels me up? I get rewards for beating people into the hospital and insulting them until they snap? The cheapest exchange item, a brick, can actually smack someone bald? And this summoned beast I contracted is such a rip-off... Since the heavens won't let me keep a low profile, then I humbly accept my lot!