Saving the Beauty Brigade

Chen Fei gets a deck of playing cards sealed with numerous beauties, and his life becomes thrilling in an instant. “Big Sis, put down the boning knife! You're Sun Xiaomei, not Sun Erniang. We don't sell human-flesh buns in this house!” “Xiao Ru, you're not Kou Baimen, one of the Eight Beauties of Qinhuai. Stop dancing on the rooftop in white! There are hundreds of laborers downstairs. They can't recite poetry!” “Hey, you! You're Qiu Qianchi as a young woman, so why do you also like eating big red dates without spitting out the pits?!” “You adorable little cutie, are you from Mars? Hurry back! Earth is dangerous!” As the protagonist, Chen Fei feels utterly overwhelmed. With Wu Zetian in his left hand and Mi Yue in his right, he begs, “Just let me grind dungeons instead! The two of you bicker all day, and I'm about to lose it!”