Sign-In from the Start: The System Keeps Trying to Kill Me

From the start, Zhang Jinwei gets a useless System that keeps trying to kill him, using every reasonable means at its disposal.

Choke to death while drinking water; get hit by a bird and die; trip and fall into dog shit, then choke to death on it…

It tries all kinds of bizarre yet reasonable methods to successfully kill him.

Sigh… This life is as good as over.

No worries. I’ll be reborn as a big shot in my next life!