Reborn in a Tang Dynasty twisted by chaos in time and space, a world overrun by demons and monsters, he becomes the legendary monk and awakens the Buddhist Merit System!
But this won’t do. This era is crawling with demons and monsters, and figures from myth have gathered everywhere.
I’m up here on the mountain being a monk, but who’s going to save all those beautiful female devotees down below?
This monk must return to secular life!
When Jiang Liu takes the Gatling Bodhisattva out of his storeroom, all the demons and monsters before him are dumbfounded.
He chants aloud:
“Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with depleted-uranium bullets that cleanse the six senses, spinning three thousand six hundred times in a single breath, with great mercy, ferrying all beings across!”
“Rat-a-tat-tat…”
Sir, times have changed!
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