(Cultivation + Celestial Master + talismans + swordsmanship + no harem + no System)
Lin Fei: “Get up, disciple. It's time to set up our stall.”
Eldest disciple: “Master, running a stall is going nowhere. I'm not doing it.”
Lin Fei: “Then what do you want to do?”
Second disciple: “I want to learn immortal arts and marry the greatest martial arts prodigy.”
“Uh! I don't know any immortal arts either!”
The two disciples: “You're lying! Why does everyone say you can turn stone into gold, summon souls and exorcise ghosts, and slay demons?”
Lin Fei was at a loss. He was just a little Taoist who couldn't do any of that, yet somehow he'd taken in two freeloading disciples. Now he had two more mouths to feed, making his already difficult life even harder.
