There Are Hundreds of Millions of Things Wrong with My Guardian Spirit

[Guardian spirit+choice+funny+college+psychosis+spiritual recovery+no heroine/single heroine] After soaking in water, Jiang Bai traveled to a parallel world where he summoned guardian spirits, and was bound to a god-level selection system! You get a kitchen knife at the beginning, the knife is not fatal! With the help of the system, his guardian spirit cured his mental illness and gradually moved forward towards metamorphosis: Dian Wei was willing to be his son and hacked Lu Bu to death with an axe, Xu Chu smoked Zhao Yun to death with a breath of old tiger breath, and the most beautiful woman Diao Chan was fatally hallucinated, so greedy that LSP's legs weakened on the spot... With the emergence of guardian spirits with incredible combat power, IQ, and good looks, the laws of the world are reorganized... Everyone asked: "Brother Bai, how do you make your guardian spirit obey orders 100%?" The man held up a kitchen knife and shaved his hair, fluttering in the wind. "Don't ask..." "It's shameless to ask!"