My Blind Boxes Make the Whole World Pay

Su Susu is accidentally chosen by a mysterious force and starts receiving blind boxes at random. Once he begins opening them, he can no longer control the world.

A report to the president: “A giant monster has appeared on the West Coast. The Seventh Fleet has been wiped out. We’re finished.”

A report to the premier: “A new crop yielding 30,000 jin per mu has been found in the Northeast. But a group of creatures calling themselves the Guardians of the Cornfield is demanding protection money.”

“I told you, we can’t keep pets in the house. Get rid of that chicken you’re raising, or I’ll put it in the casserole tonight.” Su Susu and the Vermilion Bird stared at each other, trembling in fear.