"Doctor Xiaofan, come and check me out quickly, my chest hurts——"
"It's okay, it's just breast hyperplasia, just rub it twice and it'll be fine."
"Liu Xiaofan, why do your water radishes grow so big?"
"No, that's the wild ginseng I grew."
"Xiao Fan, I'm so good-looking, will you marry me tonight?"
"No, Sister Tianxiang said that as long as I dare to marry someone else, she will castrate me..."