NBA: I'm a Regular on Shaqtin' a Fool

[System + laugh-out-loud comedy + one heroine]

Gu Feng awakens a basketball system and becomes Paul’s teammate on the Suns, embarking on a painful yet joyful championship journey.

Paul: I thought I was joining the Suns to wind down my career. Never dreamed I’d be coming here to win a championship!

LeBron James: This was an extremely difficult decision. I’ve decided to take my talents to the North and join the Raptors! What? The Raptors don’t have any cap space? No problem. As long as I’m not on the same team as Gu Feng in the West, any team will do!

Jordan: Gu Feng is the true God of Basketball. Of course, I mean a god who’s both talented and hilarious!

O'Neal: I’m thrilled about this! Ever since Gu Feng joined the NBA, I’ve had more than enough Shaqtin' a Fool material!