Something's Wrong with My Empress

[Invincible, not brainless] [Shuangwen, not bloody] My name is Wang Quan Fugui. A time traveler. A loser. Eat [Soft Rice] when you are hungry, and go shopping at [Goulan] when you are thirsty. Nu ShiExalted Immortals and Conferred Gods! When you hate [killing the sky and attacking the road]! The rhythm of cheating is so smooth and frequent... Empress: Why are you laughing? Mr. Wang: If you laugh at you, you won't be yellow; if you laugh at me, I won't be green. Empress: Your eyes are wrong! Mr. Wang: Oh, it's just that I matured prematurely. System: [1 year old, you were born in a farmer's family, your family is poor and you don't have enough to eat. System subsidy - one brown sugar steamed bun. System: [2 years old, the neighbor's goose was unhappy with you and pecked you hard. System subsidy - one roast goose rice. System: [At the age of 3, you were selected as your future husband by the empress of the empire. You rose to the top in one step and rose through the ranks. System subsidy - a ton of silver bullets. "..." This is a story about [time and space], [reincarnation], and [karma]... Joy, sorrow, and mixed tastes! [Introduction to incompetence]