Missing for Seven Years, My Ex-Boyfriend Says He Went to Cultivate Immortality

Name: Missing for Seven Years, My Ex-Boyfriend Says He Went to Cultivate Immortality
Author: Master Yideng

失踪七年，前男友说他去修仙了

by Master Yideng (一灯大师)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 116k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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My ex-boyfriend disappeared for seven years. Now he's back, telling me he went to cultivate immortality?

Wait a second...

Hey! Why does your Dao Enlightenment Tea smell like stinky leather shoes? Ugh...

What do you mean, divine inscriptions and immortal scriptures? Aren't those just temporary tattoo stickers? And why does that scripture sound like a collection of nursery rhymes?

You say this beat-up sword is an ultimate immortal weapon? That it's slain three thousand worlds?

Are you kidding me?! This sword is practically rusted through!

Three days later.

What?! You say you shaved off half the moon, so from now on there won't be a full moon on the fifteenth day of the lunar month? I…@￥#@…%@#￥

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