After Missing for Seven Years, Her Ex-Boyfriend Said He Went to Cultivate Immortality

My ex-boyfriend disappeared for seven years. He came back and told me that he had gone to cultivate immortality? Wait a minute... Ah hey! Why does your Enlightenment Tea smell like smelly leather shoes? Ugh... What magical scripture? Isn't this a tattoo sticker? And that fairy scripture, how come it looks like three hundred children's songs? Do you think this broken sword is an immortal weapon? Have you killed three thousand worlds? Are you kidding me? ! This sword is almost rusty! Three days later. What? ! You said that if you cut off half of the moon, you will no longer see the full moon on the 15th day of the lunar calendar? I...@￥#@…%@#￥