A Loser in Cultivating Immortals with Full Comprehension Level

"Wu Fei, this world is unfair. Are you willing to save all sentient beings from now on? If hell is not empty, will you never become a Buddha?" "If I don't go to hell, who will? I, Wu Fei, swear that I will save all sentient beings before I can realize Bodhi." "Wusang, you made a big mistake because of your obsession, but if you can wake up, will you become a demon for the people from now on, the world will be unfair, and you will never become an immortal?" "Wusang, I am willing to become a demon for the common people!" "Chen Xiu, the world is unfair and treats mortals like dirt and chaff. Are you willing to establish a destiny for mortals and transform into saints?" "Chen Xiu is willing to uphold the destiny and revolutionize the world and become a saint!" "Tang Hu, you died for the sake of the common people first, and you were not reincarnated because of the common people. I will give you an innate divine body and achieve the divine way. Are you willing?" "Life is uncertain and will never reincarnate!" "The white jade capital in the sky, the twelfth floor and the five cities. The immortal caressed my head and tied my hair to receive immortality. Chu Chu, today I will help you become an immortal. Are you willing to be kind and benefit the three realms?" "The heaven and the earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs. From now on, I am willing to go against heaven and maintain peace in the three realms." "Now, Coco, they all have things to do now, and no one will bother us anymore. Just promise to give me a little Emperor of Heaven!" "You are so good at making clay figures. You can just make one yourself. Why do you need me?" Hey, why did I tell such a childish lie in the first place? What should I do?