The Invincible Fat Man's Retired Life

I made my way through the business world... Every day, I outschemed a bunch of old men, and not one of them could outsmart me.

I dominated the battlefield... Every day, I fought alongside a bunch of men, trading blows, and not one of them could last more than a few rounds against me.

I’m done with this... I want to retire... I’m already 28, and I don’t even have a girlfriend... If my goddess makes me wait a few more years, she’ll become someone else’s wife! Hey, this... is something even my uncle and aunt can’t put up with! Especially my uncle!