What matters most in a post-apocalyptic survival game?
Survival. Staying alive!
So there’s no shame in laying low. The shame is failing to stay alive.
What’s the best thing to do when you run into danger?
Without a doubt, hide and wait for the zombies to leave!
What? You call that cowardly?
You’re wrong!
It’s a strategic retreat!
What should you do when you encounter a lone monster?
Obviously, crawl closer and observe it,
then, once you’re sure, charge in and take it down!
A friendly reminder: This is a very serious post-apocalyptic novel.
No comedy, no scheming, no snark...
I'm the first and I won't be the last.