Just because a fortune-teller calculated her birth chart, Qin Yiner, an unloved daughter born to a concubine, was carried into the general’s manor in the middle of the night and became the general’s bride, sent to bring him good fortune.
To everyone’s surprise, the moment the bridal sedan touched down, the general breathed his last.
Just as the wedding celebration turned into a funeral, the general came back to life the very next day!
Everyone: The general’s young wife really does have a lucky fate!
The general: I’m alive, but I’m crippled.
Qin Yiner said with complete sincerity, “As long as you behave yourself, my lord, Heaven will surely help you stand again.”
The general: “With so many beautiful women throwing themselves at me, I choose only my wife. Does that count as behaving myself?”
Qin Yiner glanced up at him. “Tsk, not quite.”
“Master, another streetful of admirers is lining up for you!”
The crippled general stood up and swept his wife into his arms. “Tell them to get lost!”
