
Wearing His Arms Like a Violent Crippled King, I Slap His Face Every Day
穿成暴戾残王双臂,我每天抽他脸
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- Completed
- Length
- 151k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Completed, a Book That Made Me Laugh so Hard That I Died on the Spot, Recommend It Quickly
Funny, Relaxing, Refreshing, Please (><)
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I Have a Great Sense of Humor and Am Looking for a Book That Is Hilarious but Not Stupid.
I'm so Annoyed by Some Intellectual Essays Every Day. I'm Looking for Books with High Scores.
Looking for Hilarious Laughter, the Kind That Makes You Cramp
Are There Any Novels with Unpopular Characters? Most of the People Are Disgusted by the Novels.
Request (Completed)! ! ! ! I Have No Desire Anymore, Save Our Family
I've watched them all, the funny ones, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, adults, come and help me recommend them.
Hilarious, Short Article. Completed
I want to watch something like "The boss came to deliver medicine, and I kept farting in front of him (I had a fever)." Book. The boss said it was eye-catching because of the new coronavirus.
A Book That Breaks Away from the Routine and Is Amazing at First Glance
An Entertainment Novel with Novel Themes Like Zhihu That Doesn't Want to Be Black on the Internet
It's really annoying. Now it feels like it's all a routine. Don't start with the whole network being black.
The Protagonist Is Reincarnated into a Strange Thing (Creature)
The Heroine Is Sealed in the Male Body, a Mythical Beast, Aloof.
He must be aloof and cultivate immortality
Wear Books + Female Supporting Role + Avoid the Original Plot + Don't Be at Odds with the Original Heroine
I want to read a book similar to "The Supporting Actress She Doesn't Want to Go into Plot". I am in need of books, please recommend. Recently I feel that this kind of female supporting role is very good without following the original plot. It is rare that I have finished reading this book. Is there any similar books that you can recommend?
Are There Any Novels That Are Eye-Catching?
Both modern words and ancient sayings are fine~ It doesn't matter if you have a little more imagination
Looking for a Book About One Soul and Two Bodies, One Soul Controlling Two Bodies, Preferably One Male and One Female
I want to read a book similar to "My Fairy Clone Across the Eight Wastelands".
I'm Begging for a Sandbox Novel... I've Been into Emo Lately...
Recently emo... I beg for a sand sculpture novel, thank you
After 7,000 Hours, There Is No Book That Can Catch My Eye.
I Want to See the Heroine Going Crazy and Trying to Die, and She Can't Bear the Slightest Grievance. It's Funny but Not Sad.
I want to read a book similar to "The Fake Daughter's Madness, After His Death, All the Scumbag Guy's Characters Collapsed". I really want to see the kind of Xie Ningjun who goes crazy and tries to die all the time without being aggrieved at all. I don't want to see the kind of person who solves the problem afterwards and has to be upfront and fearless. Please
Quickly Dress Up, Dress up as a Small Animal Every Time, Defeat the Villain, 1V1
Become Someone Else's Goldfinger Novel
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Any Type Is OK
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Are There Any Very Abstract Books?
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It's a very interesting article, why isn't it rated highly? If you want to read hilarious articles, come here. The arms and the brain are not the same system. The hands have their own ideas 😂 The ending is also very good, short and happy articles OMG [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] How did I manage to read it once but completely forget about it, but after reading it for the second time, when I came to rate it, I realized that I had seen it before. Since I had seen it before, let me add some more. Sure enough, a good article can never be buried. When I read it, the score was low. Take a look, and now the score is up.
The heroine is really powerful, she has an extremely easy-to-use brain, she is magnanimous and capable, she knows people well and handles them well. She does not trust others but trusts them when she employs them. If it were not for her low ambition, it would be unreasonable for her not to control the imperial power! The heroine is a qualified top-level staff member. Any boss in the world who has seen her talents and has some knowledge of people will be willing to burn incense and bathe three days in advance, visit the thatched cottage, kowtow, and bow nine times. Heaps of priceless treasures and ask her to plan for him! However, as soon as we talk about things in bed, the heroine has the shadow of a spiritual man, which makes me feel stuck in my throat. To be honest, the generous personality will make people forget a lot of barriers when getting along - but not just forgetting that there are other barriers between men and women, she can't completely forget that she is a woman! All in all, four stars!
Five stars! Must give a five-star rating! ! The author really writes well and the novel is very interesting. I really laughed from beginning to end! The novel contains many jokes and jokes, and even some quotations and fragments that really touched my heart. The characters have distinct personalities and are very recognizable and useful. The dialogues between the characters are also very consistent with the characters and there is no OOC. The most important thing is! ! ! The emotional changes between the male protagonist and the female protagonist are really detailed! The male and female protagonists didn't trust each other at first, and they were very different! On the surface, it looks like a friendly and cooperative relationship, but in reality, they are testing each other! The heroine is really sober, confident and capable (referring to brains and eloquence), very careful and decisive! The advance planning and prevention are really well done, and the heroine's taunting dialogue is also very logical and inductive (referring to verbal guidance). With the help of the female protagonist's diplomatic support, the male protagonist (who woke up after being scolded) found out the true identity of the little goblin (the original male protagonist) and saved his endangered reputation (although it was almost all the female protagonist's mental support that saved it) and his own life. Gradually I lost my vigilance towards the heroine and opened up my heart (after all, if it were me, there was someone living in my unconscious arm and I was afraid that he would harm me) The emotional foundation and trust and dependence that are gradually accumulated little by little, and the daily bickering and complaining between the male and female protagonists are my favorite parts! This is so fucking right! Whoever follows me will fall in love at first sight and fall in love at second sight for ten thousand years. I will die with a slap in my face. (I'm not saying this is bad, but I personally just don't like it. Don't try to fight me. It's your fault.) I'm also very pleased with the male protagonist's slight change in mental state~ I'll feel very sad if anyone doesn't eat and sleep well, okay? The author is real! I cried to death! ! ! Although the author ended the novel hastily due to poor performance, at least the plot connection and the characters did not collapse. I was very touched (low requirements is my advantage), so! I still like it very much! And a sloppy ending is not a bad ending! (Fucking angry, super angry, sneak attack with left whip kick!) Because considering that commenting on spoilers will affect the reading experience of the novel, I won't say so much. It's really hilarious throughout, so go watch it! ! ! ! ! [Cry][cry][cry][cry]
Don't miss it if you pass by, there will never be another Tomato book like this! ! ! It's really good-looking, don't be fooled by the ratings (Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people)! The heroine is humorous and not artificial! ! !
I really like it. I hope there will be a sequel. It's the first time I've read ancient novels all at once. The plot is very interesting and special. There are very few of this style. I really think the author can stick to it. I have decided that this author will become my first fan, hahaha. In fact, I have been reading novels for so many years. The old sayings and so on were too long in the past. Later, I only liked to read the kind of quick travel with more than ten chapters in each world. This time I accidentally clicked on it, and it really made my eyes light up. Because my Three Minutes Heat is in novel reading mode, when I read Chapter 30, I originally wanted to read the ending directly, but after clicking on the last chapter and looking at it twice, I chose to go back to Chapter 30 and continue reading. This is probably the first book I chose to continue reading. It's really special, with an interesting writing style, and the male and female protagonists are also very innovative. They are not the same ones, they have their own characteristics and are very memorable. Ahhhh, this is my first time to write a review. Although I want to write in a more civilized way, at this moment I just want to say: It looks good! Features! I remember it! I may have to start looking for similar articles again, woo woo woo Author I love you! I will be your fan from now on!
The author is in the front row again, begging for attention, urging me to update, and asking for support. [Demining] Conventional happy sand sculptures, the heroine is not aggressive, decisive or holy, the world is big and she is the biggest, and she prefers refined egoism. It's not easy to code, you don't have to love me, please don't hurt me. The author bows his thanks. [The happy and warm sand sculptures of the apocalypse have been completed. Welcome to watch a different apocalypse.
It's very interesting. I don't understand why the rating is so low. It's much better than the ones I've seen that have higher ratings. The heroine's intelligence is revealed in the sketch, and the relationship is not too abrupt. The only dissatisfaction is that the ending is too fast. I really want to know the story of the male and female protagonists, the ending of the original male lead, and the achievements of the original female lead. It makes my heart itch. It's so good to watch.
It's really good-looking. The heroine has a clear mind and the male protagonist is also very capable. She failed in the early stage and had an epiphany in the later stage and was persuaded to get up. The only flaw is that it was so unfinished that there were many pitfalls that were not filled in. [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] But the author also said that the data revenue was not good at the time and had to abandon it. I would be really sad. . It's okay. The author didn't expect that this book would be read by many people now. It's hard to calm down. [I'm almost crying] [I'm almost crying] That's it. Hey
Very pretty! It's imaginative and the plot is compact, but it's too short. It ends suddenly and is suspected of being a bad ending! Because many plots that were previously foreshadowed were not written, and the finale of the original male and female protagonists was not written. However, despite all the dissatisfaction, I still decided to give it five stars! [Laughing]
It's really great to read, and the author writes it well. I really like [Flowing Kiss] because the theme is novel, it suits my taste, and it's really funny. I just finished it in three days. [Shy] But the ending was too hasty. Although it was expected, it's still a bit... Sad [grieved] because their story ended like this. I still feel... It's a pity [I'm about to cry] I have a lot of books on my bookshelf, but this is the second one I've finished. I like it so much, I like it so much [Admiration] The author please come up with a sequel, otherwise I'll cry for you [cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
Wow wow wow, it's really good to read, the subject matter is very novel, the characters are very cute, the author's writing is really good, the ending is a bit rushed, I discovered this book too late [I almost cried]
It's really interesting to watch. The changes in the original heroine and the changes in the villain's thoughts gradually brought everyone's minds on the same page. It's not like one person is always helping another person, at least they really change themselves. I took a look at the article I started writing in 2022. Maybe I didn't read much of this type of article at that time, but it looks very interesting now. I also read it after browsing Douyin. I can't find this kind of article on Tomato. It's a bit funny and has an emotional line. The character creation is also very novel and upright. It's not the kind of villain who is brainless and evil. The original female The main character itself has shortcomings, that is, it is very short. It seems that the author did not write a lot of plots due to poor traffic, and those that were not written also felt that they would be very interesting. I feel it is a pity [crying]. Although there are only 70 or 80 chapters, the ending is still acceptable. I am also very grateful to the author for not directly cutting off the update and writing an ending. Wow wow wow, is it true that I can't continue writing after the article is finished?
It's really, really, really good to read. This book is about a real heroine. The heroine is really powerful. She is very powerful. The heroine travels through time and becomes the hero's useless hand. This is also a very novel theme. I haven't seen other novels that time travel like this. So I read this book and found that the heroine is a real heroine. She is not like the spoiled wife wearing the skin of the heroine. I like this book very much, but I feel that the author ended it just after I saw the passion part. I beg the author to make a sequel.
I love watching it, it's fun and funny. The male protagonist is a pure military commander, like Han Xin, without any political sensitivity. As for the heroine, besides being funny, she is extremely smart, has full political sensitivity, is thick-skinned, is good at pua, understands people's hearts, and can dig holes for her opponents while facing conspiracies and tricks. I really like the heroine! ! The heroine is awesome.
The style of this book is quite unique. The two articles written by the author are very witty and interesting. They are so ridiculous that I couldn't stop giggling after reading it. Maybe not many people noticed the author's book and the author couldn't hold on to it. It was a bit sloppy at the end and left many holes unfilled. It's a pity for such a beautiful book! I hope the author will adjust his mentality and continue to create. We, the cuties who like your style, are waiting for you! I look forward to your next masterpiece~[Sending my heart]
Don't miss it because of the low rating! This book is really beautiful! ! ! The female protagonist in it is very clever. Although the male protagonist is very weak and has no strength, it does not prevent this book from being interesting! (But I didn't really like the heroine's actions.) I laughed from the beginning to the end of the book. But there are many unfilled holes in it. The author said that because of the poor data, she had to take care of her children and other personal reasons, she did not continue writing and ended it early, but I personally feel that it is not unfinished. I hope the author can continue to write and fill in the holes if the data is good in the future, great job! (•͈ᴗ⁃͈)ᓂ- - -♡
I really love this book, I love it a lot, the setting is very novel, I also like the characters of the male and female protagonists, I enjoyed reading it, the plotting is very clear, at least I can understand it, but it's really a pity that the ending is so hasty.
It's pretty but too little! The story was omitted just as it was about to reach its climax, but it is not boring to read in a short article, not to mention that the connection is not too outrageous and is quite natural. The main plot is about Machiavellianism but not boring and serious (which is my thing!) Wherever there is a female protagonist, there will be laughter. The main plot is very exciting, and she doesn't deliberately say secret things without explaining anything. The female protagonist is very smart, and the male protagonist relies on his two big arms to escape his certain death (but the male protagonist is not a drag and will not do the opposite of the female protagonist. It is similar to the story of a first-level cute guy being led away by a ninety-nine-level boss, and the identity of the male protagonist is also very easy to use). The emotional line between the male and female protagonists is also very natural. Since the two are in a fused state, their relationship is unusual, so the female protagonist successfully abducts a good boy! (?) This article is really good. It would be great if there were extra chapters to cover the unwritten parts. It would be useless if I didn't read more than a thousand words.
It's really wonderful. The story full of intrigues can also produce laughs, and the author's writing style is really good. The only flaw is that the ending is too hasty, obviously their journey has just begun! The author is opening a book to write their next story, don't force me to beg you [cry][cry][cry]
The article is very good~~The content is novel, the writing is smooth, and the writing style is humorous, which makes people want to read it. The plot progresses normally, and there are no long nonsense monologues or redundant chicken soup. There is not a bunch of greasy words describing the appearance of the male and female protagonists. It just briefly introduces that the male protagonist is a tall, good-looking young man with good looks. It is a rare article that tells a normal story. The male protagonist looks a bit silly, but he is not stupid, he is just too lazy to take care of things. The heroine is very smart. Not only does she enjoy life, but she is also smart enough to help the bad male protagonist gradually lead a positive life. While not being a virgin, she can also use her intelligence to win over talents. There are no heart-breaking villains in the book. The villains are all very smart and scheming. The original heroine is not born evil like in other books, but can grow into a person useful to the country under the right guidance. The only bad thing is that the author didn't stick to it and ended it early [shocked] [face covering] [petrified] (so I only give four stars!). If the original plot could be completed, the quality of this article can beat 90% of tomato articles. After all, many time travel stories are scrapped halfway through. [Eat melon][eat melon]
It's a very novel setting, but it ends so hastily. It feels like it's ending just after it started. There are a lot of holes left unfilled, which is a pity. It should be quite interesting to finish it according to the author's original plot. The heroine's baby is very smart and sober, and thinks very clearly. She is the hero's golden finger (?) That fell from the sky. Although the hero is a bit clumsy, he is willing to listen to the heroine's words. In the end, he realizes that he has become independent. It's a pity that he didn't see the story after that. Just treat them as they defeated the big boss in their own world and live happily ever after [Sending Hearts].
It's so good to read, the whole story is ridiculous, the whole story is hahaha, the plot is complete, the writing is smooth, and the story is novel. Unfortunately, there are too few readers and the author can't keep going.
The content is very novel. The female protagonist is dressed as the male protagonist (she will have some abilities later), but in the end she returns to her body in this world and recognizes the male protagonist. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is quite funny. There is just a lot of content that was not written yet and it ended hastily, but even if it is not finished, it is still very interesting. The heroine Yin Yu is smart and attentive, has a lotus tongue, takes every step forward, is a bit heroic, and is very good at teasing and deceiving others. She has taken all the strong and powerful original heroines under the male lead. She sees the world from the perspective of her soul, and she can see it even if it is covered by her sleeves. The male protagonist was terrible in the early stage, being indifferent to others and showing no mercy to those who collided with him. The little emperor also has a good character, he puts his own interests first, is flexible and flexible, and has a bit of a child's mind. The little prince is a foodie and quite cute. After the female protagonist just appeared and slapped the male protagonist dozens of times in front of the emperor and ministers (the female protagonist slapped the male protagonist to save him, but the male protagonist did not know), the male protagonist even threatened to chop off his own hand. At the critical moment, the female protagonist took action against his big baby [laughing and crying], and threatened the male hero with his big baby, and then gave up. In Chapter 12, the heroine can see the health bar and the color of the blood bar on other people's heads, and use this to judge the quality of this person. The red ones are malicious, the yellow ones are neutral, and the green ones are loyal. When the female protagonist proposed to kill the original male protagonist who was malicious to him, the male protagonist's health bar turned red (because the male protagonist trusted the original male protagonist). In Chapter 16, in order to test the female protagonist, the male protagonist went to see off Fang Weihe who was going to fight for him, but was assassinated. In order to make the male protagonist trust her, the female protagonist stood in front of his chest and was shot through. Later, the male protagonist finally trusted the female protagonist. In Chapter 60, the female protagonist can speak with the male protagonist's vocal cords, but when the male protagonist gives up control of her voice or is unconscious, the male protagonist can also hear the female protagonist's voice, but the female protagonist can unilaterally close her mind. In the last chapter, the heroine returns to her body and recognizes the hero. The heroine takes the initiative to have a relationship with someone else. The situation of the original male protagonist was not mentioned later, but the original female protagonist and the original male protagonist only killed each other and did not fall in love.
The imagination is very good, the characters are well-established, and the plot is reasonable. It makes me crazy. It's about 1:30 in the middle of the night, but I really want to ask why this ending is so hasty! [I'm about to cry] I want to watch Tiantian's extra daily routine. What's the result? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm like that guy who got choked up halfway and really wants to cry [almost crying] All the foreshadowing was not used, the villain was not offline, everything was beautiful and came to an end just as it started. I really like this book and I hope the author can come back to fill in the holes. I will put this four-star here first. After filling in the holes, I will definitely change it to five stars [sad]
Very nice! Super invincible and interesting! I almost laughed out loud at the beginning. Although there are some innocuous glitches, overall it is very smooth. It's a pity that the author rushed to the end and many foreshadowings were not used. I read it a little late, and I don't know if the author is still writing books, but I want to tell him that the books he wrote are very beautiful, at least this one is very beautiful. If you have the chance and you are still writing a book, you should try your best to finish it. If you are too busy and have no time, it is okay to update it slower. I really look forward to the author finishing the book seriously, come on (๑ت๑)♡
[Learned to] start with a hand, which is outrageous and joyful. The ending was just right at the end, and it was over before the tiredness of returning to the normal plot came up. Looking back on it again, it's all joy, good reviews [like]
The concept of this book is particularly novel. He traveled through time and became a "waste hand" to get along with the prince. There was no talk of love, but sweet feelings were revealed everywhere. The author's writing is clear, and the plot he writes is attractive, fascinating, and unforgettable. This is a very novel novel worth reading. That is, can the author write an extra chapter or make the ending longer? I just feel like it's not enough. [Cry][cry]
This book is really good, but... . . Let's just say that when I saw it was almost finished, I was still thinking, at this pace, I should be able to write hundreds of chapters, so why are they almost gone? The holes have probably been filled in. The writing is very smooth and comfortable to read. I saw this book on the homepage, clicked on it and read it in one go. It can be said that it is really beautiful. In the early stage, I was not able to accept the male and female protagonists being together, but the writing later slowly won me over. All I can say is that if the author can write, he should be able to write hundreds more chapters. Well! It's a very nice article. There are two small flaws in it. They are very small. I have forgotten where they are, but they are really innocuous.
Beautiful! The only flaw is that it's too short... Every time I watch it getting closer and closer to the ending, I can't help but confirm that it is indeed finished... The heroine is really interesting! The plot is also very compact After reading the author's chapter, I feel relieved and looking forward to the author's new work!
Very good. I was attracted to it as soon as I read the beginning. I have seen a lot of crazy articles. I am so crazy that I want to taste the saltiness [cover face][cover face] I have read half of the book so far, and it is really funny. I laughed out loud, hahahahaha. I have not found a good article of this style in Yangshizi recently. I hope I can maintain this style until the end ദ്ദി˶>ω<)✧